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@jago_klepto

Jago Mosca
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You guys tweet too much like u don't have a life or sumthing.

@jago_klepto

Jago Mosca
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U peeple need to rt more and talk to strangers

@jago_klepto

Jago Mosca
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I am not what I am - if you're reading this it's not because you know me. Nobody knows me. That's why I get... http://tumblr.com/xv18egcso

@jago_klepto

Jago Mosca
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Video: there's a cure - apparently. http://tumblr.com/xv18elwrw

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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@mercuteio

Mercutio
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http://twitpic.com/1els8c - I am watching you

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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Empty streets. I love Sunday mornings. Time to pound some pavement!

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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Freddie. The best Co-Pilot I could ask for. "I'm a racing car passing by like Lady Godiva I'm gonna GO, GO, GO - there's no stopping me".

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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Hanging BIG time, can't find my phone, had the alcohol farts. I'm so happy right now.

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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7.56 miles in 2 hours. Sod it. I'm calling it 8. Bit worried I'm not on target for Marathon Day...only 2 weeks to go. I smell delicious.

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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Oh my days my head is about to explode. Any one know of a quick fix hangover cure?

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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Oh my days my head is about to explode. Any one know of a quick fix hangover cure? #hangovercure

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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@MondliGuma where can I get my hands on a Boost smoothie - my head is banging big time?

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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3 wks Hol starts 2mor. Spring cleaning flat, inbox & head. I want a hoover that can clean up my life. Not just the carpet. Feel in a mess.

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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Sat in bed laughing at last night's antics with the boys - Pull the bull, drinking romeo under the table. When will that boy learn I a king!

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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It's official I've lost my bloody phone - can everyone DM your digits. Going to town for a big fat greasy fry-up and get new phone

@julietcap16

Juliet
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Hello Twitter!

@julietcap16

Juliet
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OK so... how does this work?

@julietcap16

Juliet
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As you can probably tell I am totally new to this! I've only just joined! :) Now to find my sister...

@julietcap16

Juliet
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Jess_Nurse is this you?

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@julietcap16 Oh my GOD! I never thought this day would come! Finally, you've stepped into the technical generation! Get tweeting little one!

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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Ladies & Gents. Please welcome my little sister to the world of Twitter. Its only taken her all morning to work it out...*special* girl.

@julietcap16

Juliet
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Jess_nurse this thing is so confusing! All these "Followers" what does that even mean? HELP! haha I'm totally clueless!

@julietcap16

Juliet
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Ok so I've found my sister and i am now "Following" her... makes me sound like a stalker haha!

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@julietcap16 Panic not. Big Sis to the rescue! Just browse. Type in things you fancy (like a certain Mr Cullen...) & see what's out there. x

@julietcap16

Juliet
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Jess_nurse Does Robert Pattinson have Twitter!?!? OMGosh I'm going to have to go and browse. How do i do that? Do i click "Find People"?

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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Flicking between Cash in the Attic & Columbo while munching tasteless chicken & rice. Yup. Life dunt get more exciting than this.

@julietcap16

Juliet
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There are so many R-Pattz accounts. Which one is the real him?

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@julietcap16 Click there & then type in anything. Loads of celebs on here for you to stalk. MAKE SURE you sign up 2 follow winston's wish. x

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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www.winstonswish.org.uk - the Charity I'm running the Marathon for. Put your hands in ur pockets people & support a bloody brilliant cause.

@julietcap16

Juliet
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@Jess_nurse ok i will! This is so cool!! xx

@julietcap16

Juliet
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is slowly getting to grips with this whole Twitter thing... Yey to celeb updates and gossip especially about twilight! Im THE biggest fan!

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@julietcap16 Ha! Trust me. This place is your idea of heaven : a place to share gossip without having to step out of your flea pit. ;o)

@julietcap16

Juliet
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Jess_nurse If by flea pit you mean my bedroom then yes i have to agree with you! Dads study is where im at at the mo tho... lack of laptop..

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@julietcap16 Hint...hint...hint....hint....

@julietcap16

Juliet
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@Jess_nurse hahahaha! It does suck though not having one! Dad always lingers around when im using the comp! So annoying! your so lucky!

@julietcap16

Juliet
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Totally haven't introduced myself yet! My name is Juliet. I'm 15 and SO proud to be a Capulet! I turn 16 in 12 days and I am sooo excited! x

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
Homepage

@julietcap16 U know I'm coming over 2 urs later, right? Gotta clear my inbox (as u see, I'm working hard) b4hand but then I'm outta here. x

@julietcap16

Juliet
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@Jess_nurse Woop woop! OMGosh its been a while! Miss you jessie! xx

@julietcap16

Juliet
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Jess_nurse how do i get a picture of me up like you do?

@julietcap16

Juliet
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I so hate being stuck in this house!! I have school tomorrow too...EW!

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@julietcap16 Go 2 "settings" (top right). Then "Profile". U'll see the option 2 "change pic". Has Dad got any of ur mugshots on his desktop?

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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Still got 37 emails to clear before my work inbox is down to zero. Better than the 292 starting figure 3 hours ago. Must...keep...going....

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@julietcap16 You did it! I'm impressed. What a techical wizard you are. Soon you'll be entering Mastermind. Specialist subject? Twitter... x

@julietcap16

Juliet
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Jess_nurse Yey it worked! Dad took this one when we were out the other day! It was kinda an action shot that i actually look ok in haha!

@julietcap16

Juliet
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Im so meant to be doing my maths homework right now! I think Dad has clocked that im not using the computer for this purpose haha x

@julietcap16

Juliet
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Say Hi though people! Entertain me someone!!! Maths is BORING! Im trying to do 2 things at once!

@julietcap16

Juliet
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@Jess_nurse hahaha can you imagine! Would be so funny! I am getting pretty Twitter sussed :) x

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@julietcap16 BUSTED! Well, Dad'll have 2 of us to spy on soon. Can't WAIT to spend 3 wks with YOU...but Daddykins? Hmmm...not quite so sure.

@julietcap16

Juliet
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@TheFeckinWit haha I got an A in my last Maths module but i just find it sooo tedious!

@julietcap16

Juliet
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Jess_nurse OMGosh its going to be so much fun! Its been nothing but boring being by myself! Girlie catch ups soon! xx

@julietcap16

Juliet
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Who out there is 15/16 and wants to chat? I am sooooo bored! x

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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Mission accomplished! Inbox = EMPTY. Now to pack for 3 weeks at my Dad's. Have got used to living away. Hope we don't kill each other...

@jago_klepto

Jago Mosca
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@jasonhall maybe i just like breaking things ;-)

@jago_klepto

Jago Mosca
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Photo: (posted with tweetshots.com) http://tumblr.com/xv18hne2z

@jago_klepto

Jago Mosca
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Photo: another jackdaw outing last night. more stuff: an expensive-looking ashtray (can fence this at carboot... http://tumblr.com/xv18hnxyp

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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New phone, baby & she is B A UTIFUL - charging as we speak. I should have lost my phone ages ago. The Swan later with the boys for quiz

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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@MondliGuma cheers man. Couldn't find one so had a big dirty full english breakfast - worked a treat

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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@ScottOwenJenkin that girl was nasty last night - you win Pull the Bull. Back out Tuesday night for more drunken disorderly

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
Homepage

@julietcap16 Howz about an old fart like me 2 talk 2? Or am I past it at 23? Am setting off for yours. See you asap, depending on traffic. X

@julietcap16

Juliet
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Dads decided we're moving... To australia! Still not sure how I feel... I wish @Jess_nurse was coming! X

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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Capulet Towers here I come...

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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Oh dear Mr Harry Rednapp.

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@julietcap16 So Dad spoke 2u about OZ? Don't freak out darlin. We'll talk it through properly when I get 2u. Currently stuck in traffic. X

@julietcap16

Juliet
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@Jess_nurse I wish you were coming with us to Aus! I'm gna miss you so much! Xx

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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Nothing in the flat to eat - Maccy D's is calling me methinks.

@julietcap16

Juliet
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@Jess_nurse Yeah he spoke to me but he's not convinced me yet :( Id love the sun but I dont want to leave you behind xx

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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Off to Pub Quiz with my sexy phone

@julietcap16

Juliet
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I've decided to make a video! :) A guided tour of my room! It'll be on YouTube very soon! Ill link you soon x

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@julietcap16 Before u do the vid, go & apologise to "Little Miss Lentil Lover" 4 me. I ain't gonna make it 2u in time 4supper. SUCH a shame.

@julietcap16

Juliet
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@Jess_nurse I said you're sorry you could make supper... believe me you didn't miss much! That woman cannot cook ANYTHING! x

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@julietcap16 10 mins away. Get that kettle on & save me a seat on the sofa by u 4 our "family quality time" TV viewing. NOT sitting by her.

@julietcap16

Juliet
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http://twitpic.com/1exjkq my bed! I love it! Jess_nurse helped me pick out the cushions :)

@julietcap16

Juliet
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http://twitpic.com/1exkf2 this my mum! I miss her more and more everyday! Love you mum! Xxx

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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Monty had me in stitches he just told us the best blowjob he had was when a girl had airwaves in her mouth - legend

@julietcap16

Juliet
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http://twitpic.com/1exku0 the love of myl life!! I have a LIFE SIZE cardboard cutout of him in my room!! Xx

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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Ooh ladies & gentleman of twitter romeo is calling all twitter users twatters - what do you say to that?

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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How can it be nearly 10 years since Mum died? Being back here, in the family home, I still expect her to walk in from the kitchen. Smiling.

@julietcap16

Juliet
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@Jess_nurse omg you're here!? Come up to my rooooom! I've just finished my 1st YouTube Video! Its so lame but hey! :) xx

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
Homepage

@julietcap16 http://twitpic.com/1exkf2 - The most beautiful woman in the world. x

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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http://twitpic.com/1exvja - hey sweet cheeks in the swan

@julietcap16

Juliet
Homepage

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSEuj3fNkMk Iv just uploaded my 1st ever YouTube video! Was SO hard doing it from my Dads computer lol!

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
Homepage

Back where I belong. With my Little Sis. Catch up time!

@julietcap16

Juliet
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@Jess_nurse :) lav ya xxx

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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Tense moments - resuts are in

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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Fourth place - I wana re-count. I'm slowly getting pissed & horny. Who wants to join me?

@julietcap16

Juliet
Homepage

I miss my mum so much! It's times like these I wish she could just stroll in and kiss me goodnight...

@julietcap16

Juliet
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Off to bed!!! Night all!! I'll try and tweet when u get up!! Over and out!!! Xx

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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Nearly home. Come keep me company, i'll make it worth you're while - big breasted nympho 's only reply

@jago_klepto

Jago Mosca
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Video: ooo look at me! no look at ME! I'm a Capulet!! she's in my class at school. not that she ever looks at... http://tumblr.com/xv18i4e32

@jago_klepto

Jago Mosca
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"see? she found him: 'http://twitpic.com/1exku0 the love of myl life!! I have a LIFE SIZE cardboard..." http://tumblr.com/xv18i4hut

@mercuteio

Mercutio
Homepage

@1footyhooligan who is the the best player in the world?

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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Great weekend with the montagues - wish we were family. Soppy git.

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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Big breasted nympho's you've let me down - date with my right hand it is then (or maybe the left). Night fellow twits

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
Homepage

Everyone else is still asleep in their comfy beds and I'm back out on the road for more marathon training. Hoo-bloody-ray!

@julietcap16

Juliet
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Morning Twitter! Omg I can't believe I'm awake! :( butttttt I had s surprise waiting for me this morning!... Xx

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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My eyes feel like they're bleeding. Ridiculous time to be up!

@julietcap16

Juliet
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A Netbook!!! :):) thanks to my beautiful sister Jess_nurse I can now tweet and do.. Homework wherever I want!!! I LOVe early b'day prezzies

@julietcap16

Juliet
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@braincoffee ahh thanks :) I'm glad you enjoyed it! Bit nee to all this so you guys are gna have to bare with me lol

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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My ambition is handicapped by laziness - C Bukowski

@julietcap16

Juliet
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I'm guessing @jess_nurse is still out doing her training! Iv just run round the whole house in my pjs trying to find her to say Thank You!!

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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shit.

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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flowing crap. Sorry,

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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to add to the free-

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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what's the point? easier just

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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joke.

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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life.

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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it a better

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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people try to fix it, make

@julietcap16

Juliet
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RT @julietcap16: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSEuj3fNkMk Iv just uploaded my 1st ever YouTube video!

@julietcap16

Juliet
Homepage

80 "Followers" already!! So cool! Hello new followers!! :)

@julietcap16

Juliet
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Deffinitely loving the new Netbook!! We don't usually celebrate my birthday because it's so close to when my mum died...

@julietcap16

Juliet
Homepage

@if is that a laptop? Sounds expensive...

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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Two goals from blue shirts when needed the most! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rI2l9gpL_k

@julietcap16

Juliet
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Jess_nurse can you believe it... 10 years tomorrow... 10 years since she died! Gosh I miss her!!

@julietcap16

Juliet
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Omg it's nearly 8am and I'm still in bed!! Time for the quickest shower of my life and to a breakfast in the car haha!! Back soon!!.. X

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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Another superb performance from City http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_prem/8609889.stm Blue shirt is it !?!

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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All the Blues this weekedend made up for the poor result we had. One thing we did win was the fight! Muppets!

@julietcap16

Juliet
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Shower CHECK hair dry CHECK uniform CHECK running sooo late... DOUBLE CHECK

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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Gonna be late for class coz i've gotta have breakfast. Couldn't give a crap!

@julietcap16

Juliet
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Does anyone else think I should get a party or... Any sort of celebration for this b'day? It Is my 16th after all? Anyone agree?

@julietcap16

Juliet
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Ok now dads beeping at me from the car!! Gotta dash!! Wish I could tweet at school but... I can't :( I promise I'll be back on after school

@julietcap16

Juliet
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Jules is over and out!! Xxx

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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A man can go seventy years without a piece of ass, but he can die in a week without a bowel movement - #bukowski

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@julietcap16 Baby Girl! Only just got back from running. So u like ur prezzie then? No more using Dad's crappy PC. Enjoy. Cu after school xx

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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Well that was literally a walk/run down memory lane! I kept stopping all the time to look at things so my times are all messed up.

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@julietcap16 I've just seen your "shall I have a party" querie. YES U BLOODY SHOULD! And you will. U deserve 2 celebrate turning sweet 16. x

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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This morn has opened old wounds. Drawbacks 2 runnin in my hometown? 1.) passing the spot where Mum was killed in a car crash 10 years ago.

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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Drawbacks to running in my hometown : Number (2). Passing the house of the bastard who was driving the car Mum died in.

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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Hello Twitterworld. This is my first 'tweet'. Really enjoying my 3-day course on Building Communities in Britain. Learning a lot...

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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I didn't mean that the Building Communities course is taking place in Britain. Although, of course, it is.

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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Obviously, I shouldn't be calling someone a murderer in a public forum but hey, if Charles Montague wants to sue me, he's welcome.

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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business studies is bull. I am BOOOOOOOOOOOOOORED!

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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this geeza is so old I think he may die before break. One can only hope.

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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RE-TWEET if you think school is crap

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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happy times.

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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death.

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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to your

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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a day closer

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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everyday

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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wasting away.

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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at school.

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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more like dying

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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your life.

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
Homepage

best years of

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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Living at a school,

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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How do you use Twitter and other social networks to reach out to young people? That's the question we're trying to answer today.

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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there are some right muppets here. Spatially unaware little fools should stay away!

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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and anyone who is #newtotwitter should do one!

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@laurencetimms Yes it is. But can you blame me?

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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Feels odd being back here when Dad & Jules are both out. Little Miss Yoga is here but I'm keeping a low profile. Got nothing to say to her.

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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Gotta stop brooding. Distraction time. Will cook up some of my speciality muffins 4 when Jules gets back from school. Just call me Nigella.

@jago_klepto

Jago Mosca
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Photo: (posted with tweetshots.com) http://tumblr.com/xv18iw0uu

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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In my small town the big problem is family feuding. montagues & capulets. Would love 2 talk 2 others about how to deal with *that* problem.

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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@ScottOwenJenkin u r obviously the hottest person on my followers list. u must realise by now how gay I am. let?s go somewhere quiet 2gether

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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Is this shit ever gonna end.

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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@Stelly68 let the heavens open and piss down on everyone. That'd make me laugh

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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And breathe. The Stepmother just told me muffins are "full of sugar & fat". Never mind that she looks like a skeleton wrapped in cling-film.

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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Lunchtime. What sorry state of affairs have I got to look forward to today?

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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It has got to be the #worstschooldinner. Salty mash, quiche and beans. Good thing I haven't got the #munchies!

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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What's Ringo doing on Loose Women?! Not used 2 time off during the day. Think afternoon "chewing gum for the eyes" TV could get addictive...

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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Just sat in the gym cafe & there's a new receptionist who I'm definitely introducing myself to. She looks filthy - yes mate!

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_fCqg92qks&feature=youtube_gdata why aren't all gyms like this!

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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http://twitpic.com/1f2xvp - Right minions I'm open from 2pm for twenty. Got some crystalised blueberry. Only buy from me!

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
Homepage

@julietcap16 Decided to do some Australia "research" so you've got something to look at when you get home. Start here : www.australia.com xx

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@julietcap16 "Sometimes you have to lose yourself to find yourself, and in Australia we call this going walkabout"...something to relate 2!x

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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@laurencetimms I love a challenge

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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Remember my shit will get you #stoned and for all those out there who laid on it's time to pay. Be warned!

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@julietcap16 www.thereareplaces.com/Guidebook/pdest/Pacific/aspts.htm. The more I browze, the more Oz looks amazing. Im officially jealous!x

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
Homepage

@Stelly68 Step Mum extraordinaire.

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
Homepage

@rkellum Cheeky!

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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@kittywithawhip Hello kitty cat the whip sounds intriguing. - want to hook up some time

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
Homepage

@julietcap16 http://www.australianmusicfestivals.com

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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Big soz everyone. I am such a loser & into myself only i don't even notice when my account is hacked. Hahahaha

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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Trying to upload global-fitness.com is this any good?

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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@clairolpie hello there. Just wanted to introduce myself. Wana get a drink sometime?

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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Receptionist gave me her digits - they don't call me merCUTEio for nothing. On way to pick up romeo to decide what to do tonight

@jago_klepto

Jago Mosca
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i am @mercuteio now - so this is extra. @mercuteio has his new phone. I have his old phone. we *both* have... http://tumblr.com/xv18j0lqt

@jago_klepto

Jago Mosca
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@batsgirl @laurencetimms i hope u dont think i'm stoopid enough to use my real name. besides no-one in this town ever pays attention to me

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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#rugby! you must be joking. running about with an egg. everything about this school sucks ass. #football is the game of skill and quality

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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been spotted. cheap deal. looks like i'll be chasing that egg. now I'm really pissed off. anyone who still owes me cash better hide

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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@jayinyourface someone who agrees. thank the lord.

@Tybalt_Cap

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Nobody owns life, but anyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death - WSBurroughs

@Tybalt_Cap

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Remember that minions!

@julietcap16

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Just got home from school! A day full of boring maths lessons!! Boys at shoool are SO minging!! Seriously i so can't wait to find my Cullen

@mercuteio

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@Lauren1501 ha, I like you're thinking

@mercuteio

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Can't believe romeo has been refused a drink. Montague and son are decent people and if you wana victimize it should be those Capulet c****

@jago_klepto

Jago Mosca
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why the f*ck would anyone want to move to Australia?! http://tumblr.com/xv18j459s

@mercuteio

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As one door closes another one opens - movie marathon is now on the cards and the theme = boxing movies. Tweet your suggestions

@LaurenceFriar

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"Ideas are more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why allow them to have ideas?" ? Stalin

@julietcap16

Juliet
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@lecaleffi the 23rd April! I'm so excited!!

@julietcap16

Juliet
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@chris_1974 ahh sorry!! I'm an A student!! I'm just not very interested in it lol! I love music wayyy too much! Xxx

@mercuteio

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@hayleytweetie just wanted to introduce myself. Couldn't allow a good looking girl like you to follow me without me saying hi

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@julietcap16 Hey Miss Cyber Geek. You coming downstairs? I've baked muffins & they smell goooooooooood.

@mercuteio

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@daveybarnett cheers geezer, much appreciated

@mercuteio

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@paul4july loving the puns Paul - keep them coming

@mercuteio

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@katie_brennan liking the suggestions - why have we not spoken before?

@julietcap16

Juliet
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@Jess_nurse sorry I was just finishing my English mock essay!! Gawd I have so much GCSE prep to do! Xx

@mercuteio

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@katie_brennan I'm glad you did

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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@paul4july seven rounds - not as good as punchbag

@mercuteio

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What about the ultimate boxing movie marathon - the Rocky series in one night (apart from V coz that was just shit)?

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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@katie_brennan good things come to those who wait ;)

@mercuteio

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@katie_brennan cheers babe. Got to cheer up my best mate - not in a great mood (long story). Speak soon x

@mercuteio

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@hayleytweetie or you are too modest?!

@julietcap16

Juliet
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Just watching tqiqfan vid

@mercuteio

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Laurencefriar I always knew you were a twit. Running low on gear when are you back?

@mercuteio

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@luciodorazio nice one - I love Brazil

@mercuteio

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@lucywurstlin I've not seen that - will I be finding it on the top shelf?

@LaurenceFriar

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Having cocktails with the younger members of the workshop programme. Great fun.

@mercuteio

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Romeo has chosen the rocky series - gona be the ultimate marathon. Cheers for the suggestions. Let's get ready to rumble

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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@ikhouvanilse Oh gosh i see! People can actually reply to what I'm 'tweeting'. Amazing! I think we cover that tomorrow on the course.

@mercuteio

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@CMcArdle thanks babe. Keep it on the down-low. How you doing? Good seeing you today - have to meet up for a good old catch up ;)

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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Never happier than when spending time with Jules - she's FINALLY come out of her room! Bit nervous bout "homework help" request though.

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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Watching rocky, beer in one hand smokes in the other with my best mate

@Jess_nurse

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Science? NOT my strong point. Jules is cracking up at my attempt to "help" with photosynthesis homework. I'm a Lawyer, not a Tree Surgeon!

@mercuteio

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@jancarvalho not yet, he's behind the times & brain is small - he's challenged in that area. He wants to stick with fbook (what a knobhead)

@Tybalt_Cap

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Maths and Business studies. The idea of doing more work out of school hours. Which ticket thought of that!?!

@mercuteio

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@Ritcha02 will probably get to the third installment by 11pm - looking forward to Mr T's arrival

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@lumilyon On it! She's frighteningly bright anyway - doesn't really need "old" sis for the help...I think she just likes taking the piss!

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@chris_1974 I'll remember that. I just want her to get onto English or History so then I can show her who's Boss... ;o)

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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@quirkygeek and that geeza needs his head checking!

@Tybalt_Cap

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My fault, my failure, is not in the passions I have, but in my lack of control of them - #jackkerouac

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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10 years without Mum tomorrow. Still can't take that in. I've tried to step in & watch over Jules. Tybalt? He's harder to get through to...

@mercuteio

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@IkenCEO you tell it girl I'm trying to get him signed up but he's having none of. Leave it with me

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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ADRIAAAAAAN!

@mercuteio

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@braincoffee haaa - great film. Well it's stopped romeo's face from looking like a slapped arse so it's done the trick

@Tybalt_Cap

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there's no cure

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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there's no help

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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around my mind

@Tybalt_Cap

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in this cage

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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this box,

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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can't stay in, in

@Tybalt_Cap

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I'm going out now.

@mercuteio

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Montagues are decent people. victimize Capulet c**** - would you beat the shit out of a mate for a girl?

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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Need ideas for Jules' 16th Birthday Bash, seeing as Dad is being as much help as a chocolate kettle. Costumes? A funky theme? HELP!

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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"We are far more liable to catch the vices than the virtues of our associates" - Diderot

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@katie_brennan I like the 80s idea...think I'd get a serious eye roll if I suggested a Teddy Bears Picnic though!

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@MeowMiau Now THIS i like. Think I'd make a bloody good Miss Moneypenny... x

@julietcap16

Juliet
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omg im so sorry guys! My Twitter crashed!!!

@julietcap16

Juliet
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i so wish i could find my own Edward Cullen! Im so minging and fat and ugly... :( i have no chance!

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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@merripaul not sure what you're talking about but will look into it when i get back to town on Weds. thanks for your '@'!

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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"Only do what your hearts tell you" - Princess Diana

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@poowdesign LOVE the Circus theme idea...although the idea of my beloved Brother on a tightrope? He plays with fire enough already!

@julietcap16

Juliet
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i feel sooo trapped in this house!!! i feel caged in! I am so thankful for my Netbook :) it gives me that little bit more freedom!

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@infinitelawn Ah - Broadway! Now there's an idea....

@mercuteio

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"I feel like a Kentuky fried idiot" - come on Rocky! I re ognise the trainer from somewhere. Pissed as a fart & Romeo is wasted.

@julietcap16

Juliet
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Sorry im so moody :( Im just feeling a little bit sad about my mums memorial service tomorrow.. 10 years without her...feels like a lifetime

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@SMTRodent PLEASE don't encourage her. Every other word that comes out of her mouth is about Edward Cullen. Don't think I could cope!

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@julietcap16 Hey little Lady. I sent u upstairs to do more homework, not get depressed. Tomorrow will be hard. But I'll be there with you. x

@julietcap16

Juliet
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Jess_nurse yes i know youre going to be there! Thank goodness or i think i'd lose the will to live! I miss her so much jessie :( xxx

@Tybalt_Cap

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Just been well and truly screwed over! Absolutely steaming! The nerve of some little minion prick! Well that's me out!

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@julietcap16 I know darlin. I do too. Every day. But she would be so damn proud of you & the Little Lady you're growing up to be. I am. xxx

@Tybalt_Cap

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You better be hiding good cause I'll be turning over every bit of snitchin dirt to find your sorry ass!!!

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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Actually gonna implode! Clamped by the head T with one year left. Amazing! Anybody knows where that big balls grass is REPORT TO ME!

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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@thejives Absolutely fuming. You hear anything you let me know. I'm gonna sort this tomorrow. Tonight the snitch can stay in the shadows

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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My muscles are tired, but my mind is racing. Must stay strong. For the ones I love, if not for myself. Tomorrow will be hard for everyone.

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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@rkellum Batman that's it

@julietcap16

Juliet
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@Jess_nurse love you jessie xxx

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@julietcap16 Love YOU my little Ladybird. We'll do something special tomorrow 4 Mum. Howz about I cook us up her favourite? Fancy seafood? x

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@Kittywithawhip I think the Zombie idea is my favourite so far! x

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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Rome thinks he could take on Rocky and beat the shit out of him - he couldn't evebeat the bishop

@julietcap16

Juliet
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@Jess_nurse Deffo! I should really hop off to bed! School in the morning! xx

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@julietcap16 Sweet dreams darling. xxx.

@julietcap16

Juliet
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@Jess_nurse It annoys me that i dont know as much about mum as you do :( I wish i could have got to know her better :(

@Jess_nurse

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@julietcap16 Start sleeping and stop thinking! You can ask me ANYthing about Mum. You know that. I wish I'd had more time with her too. xxx

@julietcap16

Juliet
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@Jess_nurse ok before i go to sleep... What was her favorite song? I want to download&listen to it as i go to sleep tonight.. i miss her! x

@Jess_nurse

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@julietcap16 She loved soulful voices, esp Aretha Franklin & Billie Holiday. Eva Cassidy too. Eva's "Songbird" album will rock u to sleep. x

@Jess_nurse

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"For you there'll be no crying, For you the sun will be shining 'Cause I feel that when I'm with you It's alright, I know it's right". xxxx

@Jess_nurse

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@julietcap16 "For u there'll b no crying, For u the sun will b shining 'Cause I feel that when I'm with u It's alright, I know it's right".x

@julietcap16

Juliet
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@Jess_nurse Just downloaded a load of albums :) ill go to sleep thinking of her! NIght Jessie! Love you xxx

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@julietcap16 I'll share some of the "Mum Music" compilations I've made with u tomorrow too. NOW GO TO SLEEP! ;o) Love u, my litttle Lamb. x

@julietcap16

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Bedtimeeeeee! Im going to go to sleep listening to Eva Cassidy's "Songbird" album..reminds me of my Mum.. 10 years tomorrow... :( xxxxxxxxxx

@julietcap16

Juliet
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Night night world! Over and out! xxx

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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Heman is in Rocky 4 "masters of the universe"

@mercuteio

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@vivianenobre congratulations you win a date wirh the master of the merkins - me r CUTE io

@mercuteio

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@vivianenobre if you were screaming in your pic you'd be cute ;) x

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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@vivianenobre haaaa prove me wrong

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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Romeo is passed out on the sofa - what a lightweight - defo not a heavyweight. To watch or not to watch rhat is the question (Rocky V)?

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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People need to show Monty a bit more respect. He taught me alot about this world. More of a father to me than my real dad

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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@anabrighenti I need to be tamed

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEOuM0leQmg&feature=youtube_gdata Heman ain't no match for the Itallion Stallion

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nS4giqtbRBM&feature=youtube_gdata got to be one the top movie tunes - gets me wired #movietunes

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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Not a good night's kip. Dreams about Mum. I hate nightmares. Wake up feeling like I haven't slept. Should prob just get up & face the day.

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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#10yearsago my mum died. Time is meant to be a "healer"? Then why does it feel as though it happened yesterday? The ache is still as strong.

@jago_klepto

Jago Mosca
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@IkenCEO Romeo's hiding as @jago_klepto :) (via @willisachimp) as if

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@braincoffee Too true. Too bloody true.

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@Maestroboombatz I will. I have to. I used to run with Mum so this morn's pavement pounding session is for her. Thanks for you kind words. x

@Jess_nurse

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Time 2hit the streets. Sponsor me & the group I'm running 4. www.winstonswish.org.uk - UK's leading childhood bereavement charity. Thanks. x

@Tybalt_Cap

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What matters most is how well you walk through the fire - #Bukowski

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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Expulsion looms. It must do. Otherwise I am one lucky son of a bitch. And I'll tell you this for nothing, I ain't ever lucky.

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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Avoid the world, it's just a lot of dust and drag and means nothing in the end - #Jackkerouac

@julietcap16

Juliet
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Spent all night last night thinking about mum... didnt sleep a wink!

@julietcap16

Juliet
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Im finding it horribly difficult to smile today..

@julietcap16

Juliet
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Just found my brother Tybalt_Cap! on this thing! And Im totally now "Following" him! We need some united Capulet love today... x

@julietcap16

Juliet
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@Tybalt_Cap! Heyy! How are you feeling today? x

@julietcap16

Juliet
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@tamaraleon Thank you :) I miss her so so much!

@Tybalt_Cap

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Sound as a pound. No different to any other day.

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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@julietcap16 I think I may hate all Montagues a little more. But I do every day.

@julietcap16

Juliet
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@Tybalt_Cap :( i hate that you think like that! Its Hows school?

@Tybalt_Cap

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@julietcap16 Schools great. Some tool has done me a favour and grassed me in. You may see me sooner than you think.

@julietcap16

Juliet
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@Tybalt_Cap This is true! haha

@Tybalt_Cap

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@julietcap16 Then we can hate the Montague's together!

@julietcap16

Juliet
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@Tybalt_Cap You mean you're getting expelled...? Today of all days!?... worryingly i cant say im surprised! It deffo was an "Any minute now"

@julietcap16

Juliet
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morning Jess_nurse! xxx

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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not enough...

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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though.

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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done. not enough

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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ha ha already

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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much. to miss an eye,

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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one I hate so

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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for that guy, the

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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lucky?

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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What would be

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@julietcap16 Morning gorgeous. Won't be back before you head to school so see you for a special lunch. On my phone all day if you need me. x

@julietcap16

Juliet
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Jess_nurse Dads let me have the day off... i begged him! i did NOT want to be in school with all the Mont...You know who's... :) love you x

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@julietcap16 Brilliant! Well then we can spend the day together. PERFECT. And now we don't have to rush lunch. Cu in a coupla hours. xxx

@julietcap16

Juliet
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@iwishicouldtellmymum that i love her... i was too young when she died to remember ever saying i love you to her face :(

@julietcap16

Juliet
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ALSO #iwishicouldtellmymum about Tybalt_Cap! I cant believe he's getting expelled! And today of alll the days he could play up..

@julietcap16

Juliet
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@Jess_nurse Yes deffo! :) I love family unity! Love you jessie speak later xxx

@julietcap16

Juliet
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right im going to sing off this thing for a couple of hours... i need to get my head together for later! Love love love! xx

@julietcap16

Juliet
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ok i meant sign... i cannot type lol! Over and out!

@Tybalt_Cap

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@julietcap16 I wish I could tell Juliet to put a sock in it

@Tybalt_Cap

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Before I go just one more happy thought for the day - MONTAGUE SCUM!

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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Ahh, the grey eyed morn smiles on another day of internet marketing, tired but ready to learn...

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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this morning's brainstorming, 'using social media', internet marketing, how to get followers on Twitter... #NewToTwitter

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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@everyone i am only tweeting to make up for my very small p****

@LaurenceFriar

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Hey Jess_nurse,defo going to sponsor you,how's the training?Hope all ok today. Am getting used to tweeting,learning how to make new friends

@LaurenceFriar

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@paul4july thanks Paul....good advice, just learned this on the course! It's a wide world out there!

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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"The road to success is always under construction." - Lily Tomlin - as is my website - html? htm what the hell?! ....getting there!

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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hey @Roxy_Hart, am learning as much from you guys as I am from the course, this is blowing my mind...thanx

@jago_klepto

Jago Mosca
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harhar RT @mercuteio @everyone i am only tweeting to make up for my very small p****

@jago_klepto

Jago Mosca
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"harhar RT @mercuteio @everyone i am only tweeting to make up for my very small p****" - jago_klepto http://tumblr.com/xv18kcvb6

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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Mum always was the best motivator. Clocked up my best time yet. 10 miles in j-u-s-t over 2 hours. BANG on target. Yeeeeees!

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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Walking home. #10yearsago Mum crashed in Montague's car on this road. People laid flowers. Now? It's too long ago 4people 2 remember or care

@julietcap16

Juliet
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I think I have finally got my head around the fact that it's been 10 years!! X

@julietcap16

Juliet
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Would like to say hi to all her new followers! Xxx

@julietcap16

Juliet
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@ankdpin I'm ok thank you.you?

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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The way of the world is meeting people through other people,great tweeple on this course,I hate strip lights-conference rooms are soulless

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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Just woken up & my mouth is well dry - so much weed last night. Failed miserably with the movie marathon. #top5boxingfilms

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@julietcap16 You ok cherub? Just toddling back. Will pick up ingredients for lunch en route. Want me to pick u up anything? xxx

@julietcap16

Juliet
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@Cholok aw thank you so much! It's gna be a hard day but the Capulets are strong!! We'll make it through xx

@julietcap16

Juliet
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@Jess_nurse cool how was your run? Your tweets suggest well? Could you just pick me up this weeks heat? Think there's an article on R-Pattz!

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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I feel your pain @arunabh010...time for a tea break me thinks

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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"Mornings in April.Sharing our secrets. We'd walk til the morn was gone.We were like children.Laughin 4hours.The joy u gave me lives on&on"

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@julietcap16 Girl, u are obsessed! Try fancying a real bloke rather than a Vampire! Decided on seafood risotto 4 lunch. Yummy! xxx.

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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Can hear Romeo snoring downstairs - well I say snoring more like FOG-HORNING

@julietcap16

Juliet
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@Jess_nurse he's puuurrrdddyyy!!! Mmmm sounds amazingggg. Xxx

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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Zen and the Art of Website Maintenance,man I feel inspired,still getting my karma choked by the strip lights..but the sun and a smoke beckon

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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@ellhatebc I was thinking banging my pots and pans together as loud as poss whilst singing an ancient tribal song naked - what you think?

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@LaurenceFriar Hello Friar. I didn't know u were on here! Thanks for sponsoring me. Training going well. Knackering. But something 2focus on

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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Tweet your thoughts on how to wake up fog-horn here. Banging pots and pans & singing ancient tribal spng naked? Or hand in warm water?

@julietcap16

Juliet
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So here's my question to you.. Should I wear black to my mums memorial service or colours? X

@julietcap16

Juliet
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@sarahinthepark I think she'd want us to be happy and celebrate her life not mourn her death..

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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Time 2 cook up the best seafood risotto the world has ever seen. Wanna make Jules & Mum proud. Can't believe Dad isn't here to eat with us.

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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I've recorded an audioboo of Romeo's fog horn how do I get it on to my twitter?

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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@batsgirl good thinking batgirl

@julietcap16

Juliet
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I so can't wait for @Jess_nurse's lunch today!!! Seafood risotto! Mmm!! Jessie do you think black or colours for later? Xxx

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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RT @audioBoo Romeo-has-the-horn http://boo.fm/b115859

@LaurenceFriar

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6music http://bit.ly/2RYIgx in one ear,lecturer in the other,one eye on twit, the other on an OHP_the Friar is in the shire and multi taskin

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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Cheers @tomiskitomiski - has it worked? Don't want you guys missing out on that beast

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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feeling more on it with all this social media & on a CoFfEe hIgH-time for 'friar will inspire'-It's never 2 late 2 be what u might have been

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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thanks @dovof looking for tweeple to follow myself...

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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Loved all the suggestions but went for the shock factor of screaming my head off whilst banging my saucepans together

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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To all my beautiful followers check out my audioboo of Romeo snoring. Looking forward to your comments

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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Great wake up call for Romeo I nearly pissed myself and I think he soiled himself - something smells dodgy in here

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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12:37 man,so much to learn,tory manifesto day,arresting the pope and it's nearly lunch_aghhh_chill, so long as they don't arrest the Friar

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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nobody puts baby in the corner? Nobody puts Friar in the dock!

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@julietcap16 Its nearly ready sweetheart. If u come downstairs wearin black, I'll thump u! Mum wouldn't want u lookin like an old spinster.

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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Plan for today: sh*t, shave, shower then over to the Montague household to cheer Monty up - big day form. Need all your support today peeps

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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Finally out of that classroom hole. Still no idea who shopped me last night. Maybe lunch at the canteen will shed some light. Be afraid...

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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sitting with a sandwich on a cold stone wall,memories rushing re #10yearsago when I waited for the most wonderful woman 2 meet me for brunch

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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funny things memories;I don't know whether to laugh or cry,she was so radiant,so full of life,I can still see her.

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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It's a joke! Salty mash, sausages that are basically hotdogs, overcooked veg and was that water or gravy? Now for my meeting with the head

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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Now do you think this is a good time to bring up my ideas for a #newmenu or not?

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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#10yearsago sheltering from the rain & waiting for Susan Capulet.I'm still waiting for that smile... Aghh, all good, pulling myself together

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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With Monty and Romeo. Got to look out for the big man on today. He doesn't want to go out - I hate Capulet for what he has done to him

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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What a cock. Calling me a coward. He wouldn't even fight me. Me a coward!?! who does he think he is.

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@LaurenceFriar I still wait too. But, if you want assurance of a smile, seeing what u wrote just made me beam. She was beautiful wasn't she?

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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Respect. Why in hell would I want to give him that! And now he wants me to finish the day off after I know how it's going to end!

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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What does he take me for!?! Or maybe I should finish the day off and listen to him. A turning point in my life. Be the bigger man.

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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You're having a laugh. A joke mate. I will go back but I ain't gonna be quiet about it. I'll go out with a bang!

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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And you the little snitch who got me expelled you've done me a favour mate, come round to mine later. I wanna shake your hand! Cheers!

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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ah @Jess_nurse,she was a star;a guiding light in some pretty dark days for me...correction, she IS a star.My thoughts are with you. x

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@rkellum Its Eva Cassidy. She was one of my Mum's favourites. As I trained this morning, those words came into my head. Its obvious why.

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@LaurenceFriar It means a lot that you haven't forgotten her when it feels like so many others have. Hers is a memory worth keeping alive.

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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#10yearsago I became my Brother and Sister's "Nurse". A decade later? I know I've been a poor substitue 4the Mum they should have had.

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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@Jess_nurse I still talk to her,ask her advice and laugh with her. Much as it makes my heart heavy to think of her, I will never forget her.

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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#10yearsago I waited...& waited...& waited...for Mum to pick me up after band practice. I haven't touched a guitar since. Doubt I ever will.

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@LaurenceFriar Talk? I still shout at her! When things go wrong. When Jules or Tybs are playing up. I laugh with her too though. A lot.

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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Convinced Monty to come out with us but he's warned us to keep a low profile - I'll respect that - for the moment!

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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for you Susan re #10yearsago "skyline blue,always you could fly round any corner,til you do - love you mate" http://bit.ly/bAJgAX 2.47 x

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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10 years ago today Capulet beat the shit out of Monty who stood there and took it, no fighting back - he is more of a man than Crapulet

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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The facts? #10yearsago He got in the car with Mum & drove whilst stoned out of his pathetic Montague mind. HE crashed. HE lived. SHE died.

@jago_klepto

Jago Mosca
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@dannyto22 I see you

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@stanyann Thank you. It means a lot to hear kind words today. x

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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#10yearsago amazing Montague survived,a miracle and blessing that anyone survived.I understand your anger Jess but your loss was his loss 2

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@LaurenceFriar What? Oh, sorry. Thought u actually understood what happened. Murder. I also thought u had a backbone. I was obviously wrong.

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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My thoughts are always with you Jess_nurse and your sister,back in the cafe on Thurs,please pop in for a chat, always open to you.

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@LaurenceFriar Funnily enough, I've just become REALLY bloody busy on Thursday. Strange, eh?

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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@Jess_nurse, your pain and anger are valid;I am hurting too. Only, I worry about our town,people with clenched fists cannot shake hands.

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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How do you setup groups on here? Let's show our support by making the "Montage Massive" group.

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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Thursday please Jess_nurse,we can talk properly then.I must concentrate,the only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@LaurenceFriar Why not stop the word-play & just speak? Spinning "profound" comments just means u never act SAY anything. U just fence-sit.

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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The risotto was a success. Jules asked for seconds! Far easier than I thought. Give it a go. www.cookitsimply.com/recipe-0010-0o861.html xx

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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Join my list "Montague Massive" to support the montagues.

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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Example of Montague support. get your pics in http://twitpic.com/1fbpp7

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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Now time 2 get things together for Mum's Memorial. Can't believe that Dad & his Mrs are too selfish to be here. And Tybalt? Can't find him.

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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@henreckson cheers buddy. Can you add people without following them?

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@julietcap16 Jules, Tybalt isn't picking up. Have you heard from him? Is he on here? Can u msg him? He's coming to the Memorial...right? xx

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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Join my montague massive list let me know if you want to join and I'll add you - sat in the beer garden getting on it with Romeo

@jago_klepto

Jago Mosca
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susan capulet r.i.p. - #10yearsago I was five years old. The worst thing in my life back then was mum telling... http://tumblr.com/xv18kocl6

@julietcap16

Juliet
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What a crazily emotional day. Feeling down at the moment. Anyone want to cheer me up?

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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#Montague-Massive - you know it makes sense

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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#montaguemassive - you know it makes sense

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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#Crapulets

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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thanks @carogucc great advice, am following him now!

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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Just been kicked out of doing #rugby for winding up all them mugs about the fact that #football is the only true sport out there.

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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Couldn't give a crap!

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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thanx again for the tip @carogucc HH @DalaiLama is inspirational.

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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Good thing about being a free man is the fact nobody can tell me what to do. As from tomorrow I am out of this HOLE!

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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Boring damned people. All over the earth. Propagating more boring damned people. What a horror show. The earth swarmed with them - #bukowski

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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It's Montague Day today tonight me and Romeo are going to make sure everyone knows it

@jago_klepto

Jago Mosca
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@batsgirl u can make up any story u like about my dad it makes no difference to me.

@julietcap16

Juliet
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I'm about to start making my annual video to my mum. Should I upload it into YouTube? X

@jago_klepto

Jago Mosca
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"#Crapulets [great minds think alike]" - mercuteio http://tumblr.com/xv18krwff

@julietcap16

Juliet
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Struggling to do this video! So much to say so little time! X

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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Great afternoon, Monty's pissed as a fart &managed to escape most idiots who suppprt Crapulet - now to be Montague loud & proud

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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A prisoner in my own room. It amuses me they've had to go to this length. Can't contain a #Capulet for long...

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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Tweet your Montague chants that we can be tearing our lungs out to tonight

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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Cheers for that @riprap007. They can't take that away.

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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@viaropoli like a bird in a cage. Set free tomorrow though, to cause havoc that is.

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@Tybalt_Cap Found u! Thought u might be on here. Y haven't u picked up? I've been calling all day. I thought u were coming to the memorial?

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@Tybalt_Cap WTF? Just read ur profile. EXPELLED?! You absolute prick. No wonder you've been ignoring my calls. When were u gonna tell me?

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@julietcap16 WHY didn't u tell me that Tybalt hs bn expelled? I have 2find out from his bloody Twitter feed? Thought we didn't have secrets.

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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Family Feud | Play Family Feud Free Online | Games.com: http://www.games.com/game/family-feud via @addthis Montague's V Crapulet's

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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Expelled? 4 dealing?! Little Brother, u hv gone TOO far. And I'm the last 2know about it? Where's the "Capulet Unity" u always preach about?

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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@Jess_nurse sorry mum! I forgot that you were the top of my list of people to tell. Do one!

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@Tybalt_Cap Oh grow UP, u selfish piece of shit. U do this today?! Or no, I'm sorry. It was YESTERDAY & I've just been lied to for 24 hours.

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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Delegates dinner,red wine flowing free,the banter is picking up as these guys loosen up and I know what I want but it ain't on the menu...

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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@Jess_nurse It was a real unity me getting sent away. What did you do to stop it? Nothing. Today is about making all Montagues pay.

@julietcap16

Juliet
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@Jess_nurse I'm so sorrryyyyy I thought you knew!!! I found out this morning. I was so wrapped up in today i didn't even think! Xxx

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@Tybalt_Cap You KNOW u goin 2that school was Dad's choice.Stop playin the Victim.Think how ur actions r gonna fuck things up 4 OTHER people.

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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"Crapulet thinks he's sick but he is a massive DICK, with a nic-nac paddy-wack give Tybalt a bone - MANtague is coming home!"

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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Incidentally,what a sunset.Western clouds with streaks of golds, violet, green and yellow,most mellow.Mellow Merlot and me ;-)

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@julietcap16 U thought I knew? Come on Jules. Wouldn't I have mentioned it to you? I can understnad u covering 4him but...oh forget it. xxx

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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Right, Legal Eagles. Advice please. Private School. Brother expelled for possession of drugs. In terms of appealing, what chance have I got?

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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http://bit.ly/18T1JG - ah - that's better, back in for dinner me thinks.

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@BostinBloke YOU try keeping your cool when u find out the brother you're meant to be watching over has just got expelled from school.

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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@Jess_nurse who am I gonna fuck up Jess? apart from all the Montagues when I'm back in town. You should be pleased! Patting me on the back

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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Cracking open the Jack Daniels - tonight is going to messy. Messy Montague Day Mash-up

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@henreckson But how do I make him *want* to change? That's the hurdle I can't get over. Feels like I've tried everything.

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@Tybalt_Cap I should b pleased u've been expelled? I should b pleased u've let urself down? I should b pleased ur showing no respect 4 2day?

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@judeinlondon Many a true word spoken in jest. Maybe the Army *is* the only place that could help him? I've never given it any thought b4...

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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@Jess_nurse didn't you hear me. am I not getting through to you! I have respect and I will use that respect to strike him dead!

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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All Montague's should not be allowed to walk this earth!

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@Tybalt_Cap Oh Tybs. Its always been fight not flight with u. Ever since u were little. But when it comes to him? U know I share ur rage. x

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@julietcap16 Sorry I snapped b4 darlin. Findin out about Tybs was just a bit too much to take in. Esp today. Calmer now. Trying 2 sort it. x

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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@Jess_nurse and the rage we share makes us who we are. #Capulets!

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@Tybalt_Cap And I'm as determined as u are when it comes to defending our family name. U know that. But this mess Tybs? Y didn't u talk 2me?

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@chris_1974 Do you really think its that cut and dry when it comes to challenging Tybalt's school? Is there no point in me appealing?

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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@Jess_nurse no offence Jess but I don't report to anyone. I ain't Juliet so you don't have to play mum to me. I can look after myself

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@Tybalt_Cap U think I've *wanted* 2 "play Mum"? I haven't. U think I had a choice? I didn't. U were 7. Jules was a baby. Dad was useless.

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@eazecs Anger Management classes are a great idea in principle. But getting Tybalt to attend? It'd never happen. Trust me.

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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@Jess_nurse can you hear that...

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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@Jess_nurse that's the sound of me clapping. great job by the way. old enough to look after Jules but not enough to keep me form boarding

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@Tybalt_Cap Go on. Take the piss. Deliver your punchline. Shall I play along? "No Tybalt, I can't hear that. What is it?" Happy? I give up.

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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Why does he *always* push me away? I try 2get thru 2him, but he blocks me at every turn, the ungrateful little shit. I feel like screaming.

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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@Jess_nurse just like dad. he gave up on me. and do you know what. I couldn't give a shit

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@Tybalt_Cap U're always gonna blame me aren't u? How original. NEARLY as original as a Public School Boy getting expelled for doing drugs.

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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Downing JD for an hour by myself as Romeo is a big girl and is still getting ready. I'll kick that bathroom door down in a minute

@julietcap16

Juliet
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@Jess_nurse thats ok! I'm sorry i didnt say anything... today has just been really really hard :( Im just about to upload my video...

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@julietcap16 Wait for me! Wait for me! I'll come upstairs and watch it with you. xxx

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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@RoSweetie I'm game. Let tge tribal trance dance begin

@julietcap16

Juliet
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@Jess_nurse :) Ok! Its taken me so long! I've either made it too long or stopped cz i was feeling upset! x

@julietcap16

Juliet
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@Tybalt_Cap be nice! Todays hard enough as it is! x

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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@julietcap16 bite me jules, be a good girl, go play with your dolls.

@julietcap16

Juliet
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@Tybalt_Cap #ifyoucant say anything nice, dont say anything at all!

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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"Monty got knocked down but he got up again, you ain't never gona keep him down"

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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@Jess_nurse Jog on jess. Jog on.

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@aquart What 16 year old? #10yearsago, I was 13. Tybs was 7 & Jules was our 5 year old baby girl. We were ALL too young to lose a parent.

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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@Jess_nurse I face up to my shit. What the hell are you running from?

@julietcap16

Juliet
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@Tybalt_Cap HEY! Shut it! Its not our fault your in so much trouble! You have noone to blame but yourself!

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@Tybalt_Cap I'm not continuing this. Not 2day. Is it making u feel good? Upsetting ur own sister? Big man. As long as u get what u need, eh?

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@juliekummer Good luck getting the sore throat sorted. Frightening that the "big day" gets closer and closer. Are you running every day?

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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Romeo has finally emerged - ladies you are in for a treat. Time to tear it up. Montague and proud baby!

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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Out for another schmoke,half cut and going strong, delegates fascinated by my dodgy past ;-)

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@NickKenchington I apprec what u're saying but my brother has hd plenty of 'breaks' along the way. And has enjoyed 'break'ing far too much.

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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Perhaps I shouldn't have told them about my role in the legalize cannabis campaign? hmm. There's something meditative about skinning up.

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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@evangelinetwitt yeah baby - TeamMontague all the way. We're loud we're proud and I'm stark raving mad.

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@kellyann2911 Dad? Confront something? Find a solution? I take it u've not met. C that patch of sand? He's the 1 with his head buried in it.

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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come to think of it, there's something meditative about tweeting.

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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Romeo 2 seconds ago http://twitpic.com/1fdq5z

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@NickKenchington I'm not trying to break apart my family. I'm trying to keep it together. What's left of it.

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it - #WSBurroughs

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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I don't care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do.

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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Tweet your top chat up lines #topchatups

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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Been sent back downstairs by a flapping @julietcap16 bcos her video "isn't ready yet"! She makes me laugh. Such an incredible young woman.

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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Mum, y aren't u here? What should I believe? That u are with God? That u were too good for me? That doesn't help. I need u. More than ever.

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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Y should a Montague Murderer sleep soundly when u have been taken away from me? Y should I have to deal with everything u have left behind?

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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And y have I only got questions instead of answers? Need sleep. Need 2 say goodbye 2 2day...& not a moment too soon. I'll always love u Mum.

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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http://audioboo.fm/boos/116187-montague-and-proud

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@Tybalt_Cap Goodnight dickhead. You know I love you. If you want to throw that back in my face, go ahead. x

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@julietcap16 Goodnight Mini-Me. Well done for getting through today. Told u we would. Together, you & I can get through anything. Fact. xxx

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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for you Susan, as always. #10yearsago how time flies x http://twaud.io/RCP

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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Dip in the night,but the Friar is getting higher.The peace and stillness outside a party are quite remarkable!

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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thanks @adventuresofamy I too am finding it helps arrange thoughts and fears. This may be the best 'couch' I've been on.

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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My mum died #10yearsago today. Montague killed her. That's all anyone needs to know.

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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hello stars!what would your happiness be,if you had not those for whom you shine!A stroll in the garden indeed.

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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hey @mason_mem thanks for the tip - chilly air to brush through and sweep my mind clean! Well, I say clean.

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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soon luck runs out.

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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luck?

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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did he have?

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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why?

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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she couldn't.

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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and on and on.

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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carry on

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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not sad anymore @adventuresofamy moving from thoughtful back towards happy and I can see the lights and hear the sounds of a partayyy

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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away, unmarked, undead, could

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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That bastard walked

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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"If I were rearrange the alphabet I'd put you and I together" - didn't go down too well Romeo you prat

@julietcap16

Juliet
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@Jess_nurse Just uploaded my video finally! YouTube crashed! last thing i needed! love you jess! Mum would be proud of us today xxx

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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that's my boy! http://twitpic.com/1fe6jn

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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Dick head dad in the morning. SUPERB!

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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working my magic http://twitpic.com/1fe7w0

@julietcap16

Juliet
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBN6oCp4GeM Love you Mum xxx

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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Time to dance! Who wants to battle it out on the dancefloor?

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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Are redheads good in beds. Ginger minge or ginger cringe? http://twitpic.com/1fedl5

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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Are redheads good in beds. Ginger minge or ginger cringe? http://twitpic.com/1fedll

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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so I was a drug dealer. so what? I'm a reformed character now. 10 years of cleaner living.10 years of making up for mistakes gone by.

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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The Friar of old dealt in grass,he smuggled it tight up his ass,mistakes he did make & risks he did take,but now he's much cleaner at last!

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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Ah,Twister with the delegates sounded like such a wicked idea_right foot yellow!? Left hand blue and green...bruised and sprained! Ouch.

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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I demand to have booze!

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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thanks @dovof I know the very flower you speak of!

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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@Nikki_Watt thanks bud x

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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@daisythompson very tempted to come round,but it's still going off here and final day of conference starts at 9 tomorrow

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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Why am I awake? More dreams. Dreamt about Mum. Not surprising. And about Tybalt. Again, pathetically predictable. Must try & get more sleep.

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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Hotel breakfast,early but got to be done,especially with this hangover, bit f****d last night,please forgive any random tweets.

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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"The task ahead of u is never greater than the strength within u." That rings true. For this morning's run. And all of today. Time 2face it.

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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What a great morning! Expelled yesterday and today I have to endure a four hour drive back home with my father. Brilliant. Now for breakfast

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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What shall be my last breakfast in this beautiful canteen?

@julietcap16

Juliet
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Morning tweeple!! Tweeting live from my bed... Need to leave for school in 20 mins but... My 17th viewing of Twilight is taking over!!

@julietcap16

Juliet
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RT @julietcap16: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBN6oCp4GeM I have way too many questions to be answered!! X

@julietcap16

Juliet
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Omg I REALLY don't wanna go to school today! Save meeee! Xx

@julietcap16

Juliet
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@skc0602 yeah iv read them like 7 times already! I love them sooo much x

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Ok I really do need to get out of bed!! I have 10 mins to make myself look presentable!! X

@julietcap16

Juliet
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@Stelly68 this is true!! I imagine h bring back with him an atmosphere and an angry dad lol

@julietcap16

Juliet
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Uniform is on...bags on my back... Bed is still looking far too inviting! Time to go tho! Tweet you later people!!! Xxxxx

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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@skc0602 Cooked breakfast was cold but still went down a treat. The breakfast of kings. I ain't giving in today. Standing tall.

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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I'll be out front at nine so if the snitch who grassed on me wants to make amends. Be there!

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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@julietcap16 What the hell were you thinking when you uploaded a video about mum on youtube!!! You need your head checking jules! Grow up!

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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Yes dad late again! So far 10years and 20minutes late! Do you give a toss?

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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Come on then place your bets, how late is this mug gonna be?

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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Ginger Minger still in my bed. Help! Anyone?!

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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@PeteStauss 1 hour and still no show. He's got some nerve. Making me wait infront of all these muppets.

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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Useless times 2day. Been out here for 2 hours but can't find the stamina. Constantly going over & over what 2do about Tybalt. What CAN i do?

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@IkenCEO A frustratingly boring nightmare. Me trying to get to the school before Tybalt got caught with the drugs. Freud would be ashamed.

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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Your future is created by what you do today, not tomorrow...having said that,with this hangover today might have to wait 'til tomorrow.

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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What the hell are you all looking at!?! Who's laughing now. Nothing better to do have you? Come down here then. Come on! Pricks!

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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Definitely want to help the community @PeteStauss politics ain't for me,I wouldn't want to join any party that would have me as a member.

@jago_klepto

Jago Mosca
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Photo: I was outside The Swan and I could see him in there celebrating with his 'Montague Massive' (wtf?!)... http://tumblr.com/xv18lum0b

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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Maybe Dad can talk some sense in2 him. Maybe they'll have a heart2heart on the journey back. Yeah, right. Those two? Who am I trying 2 kid?

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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@Jess_nurse keep going, push through the wall,behind you here!Going to chat to your bro today.

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@PeteStauss I'm open to the idea of distractions but am useless at concentrating on films. Maybe a book...got any suggestions?

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@skc0602 He'd hit the roof if I so much as hinted at the Army/Military. He'd think we were just trying to get rid of him..."again".

@Jess_nurse

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@LaurenceFriar Hope u have more luck than me. Let me know what he says. I should apologise 4 yest. I saw red. Should have bitten my tongue.

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@Tybalt_Cap Is Dad there yet?

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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Bollocks. Knee is seizing up. Better give up 4 today & walk back. Giving up on a training session with 2wks til the Marathon? Nice one Jess.

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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Tweeting under the covers, she thinks I'm sleeping. She won't leave!

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@cheapjones Thanks. Just hope it doesn't swell up! Its feeling quite tender as I'm walking now. Will just lay of it 4the rest of the day.x

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@Tybalt_Cap Just wait 4 Dad & stay outta trouble. U know how to do that, right? Or shall I sent u a diagram? Dad will get to u...eventually.

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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Ginger hair stuck in my teeth?well, if she's gonna stay, might as well make the most of it!

@Tybalt_Cap

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@Jess_nurse 2 hours Jess, 2 sodding hours and he finally rocks up. What an absolute cock! Now four hours of pleasantries. Bite me.

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@Tybalt_Cap Play nice. Sod pleasantries. Just keep your mouth shut. Less harm will happen that way. Let Dad do the talking. Cu for lunch. x

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@Tybalt_Cap Lunch? I meant supper. I'm stuck indoors with Dad's "Mum Replacement" 4 lunch. And you think YOU'RE the one stuck with a wanker.

@LaurenceFriar

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Whan that Aprill with his shoores soote,the Friar did take the time 2 tweete;sprained wrist but takin words off (cont) http://tl.gd/s2ev0

@Tybalt_Cap

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He really is an uptight prat. Just under three hours and counting. If this is hell, I hate it.

@Tybalt_Cap

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@NickKenchington looks like we are stopping. Oh joy. He's the one that needs the drink. The prat needs to loosen up for once.

@Tybalt_Cap

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@julietcap16 hey jules thought I'd get it into your head before I get back that Montague is a murderer that's all you need to think about!

@Tybalt_Cap

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@julietcap16 You're young and don't quite understand, that's why I'm spelling it out. And forget about your birthday. It ain't important!

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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http://bit.ly/duwzkr beautiful poignant video from you @julietcap16 you look so much like your Mother.

@LaurenceFriar

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@julietcap16 stay open minded,dont turn to hate,explore,learn,be inspired and inspire others-early 16th b day present http://www.ted.com/ x

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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I ate lunch. She sucked on a butter bean. The woman looks like a walkin corpse. No meat on her bones. No brain in her head. Nice catch, Dad.

@Jess_nurse

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Just seen Jules' vid. She's too worried; too young. I want there 2b things 4her 2 look 4ward to. Time 4me 2plan the best 16th Birthday ever!

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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lunch and listening loud to Sage Francis The Best of Times - wow! http://bit.ly/9vQjeu

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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Animals! Dad & Tybalt finally pull up.Then, seconds later, "Father & Son" are kicking the living crap out of each other on the front lawn!

@jago_klepto

Jago Mosca
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Video: thejives: wah! I want my mummy! - I don't get what Juliet and the rest of that lot keep going on about... http://tumblr.com/xv18m4lx8

@Tybalt_Cap

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Dragged me out of the car and took a swing at me! Wrong move father. Who's the one still on the floor! Kicked the old mans ass!!

@Jess_nurse

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@Tybalt_Cap You idiot. U get out of the car & start throwing right hooks? Impressive work. *Just* how 2 encourage Dad to take u 2 Australia.

@Tybalt_Cap

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@Jess_nurse he started it! Old man needs to shape up if he's gonna go at me like that. That'll teach him for leaving me. Fuck Australia

@julietcap16

Juliet
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Jeesh school only finished hall an hour ago and iv already witnessed more drama than I hve all day! A fist fight betwen dad and Tybalt...

@Tybalt_Cap

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Confined to my room. Joke. Can't keep me locked up forever. Just looked in the mirror. Ha ha ha. Not a scratch. I never lose a fight.

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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dear @thejives ur photos suck. yrs 'sincerely' @mercuteio

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Mercutio
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dear @RoSweetie ur all talk and no action yrs 'sincerely' @mercuteio

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@Tybalt_Cap Just stay up there & cool off. I'll sort Dad out.

@mercuteio

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dear #montaguemassive ur all losers yrs 'sincerely' @mercuteio

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Juliet
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RT @Tybalt_Cap: Dragged me out of the car and took a swing at me! Wrong move father.<--- Was this cz you were expelled?!?! Was pretty epic!

@jago_klepto

Jago Mosca
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@CMcArdle u won't love me when I'm done

@jago_klepto

Jago Mosca
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@r_p_f i dont fit in

@jago_klepto

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@imaginechild knavery's plain face is never seen till used

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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course over,coach home :-( learned so much re Twitter?intend to use it from now on to give my cafe a much bigger presence in cyberspace

@Tybalt_Cap

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@shakabry he started it. What am I meant to do just sit back and let him kick the crap out of me. He deserved it

@Tybalt_Cap

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@julietcap16 What do you think Jules? It's just his way of showing love

@LaurenceFriar

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@Jess_nurse just seen what's been going on!So sorry to see what's happening to Tybalt_going to try & extend an open hand & sympathetic ear

@julietcap16

Juliet
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@Tybalt_Cap tut!! Well in that case you deserved it! you're gna have a lovely shiner later! Haha! X

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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@Tybalt_Cap my friend,I'm here for you...They fuck you up, your mum & dad.They may not mean to, but they do. For you: http://bit.ly/1k3Zal

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@LaurenceFriar Be my guest. He's shutting me out. Blocks ANY way that I try to reach him. He just wants to fight. Even with me & Jules.

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@eazecs Easy to give that advice. But would you call the police on your own family? Or would you try to sort it out yourself?

@Tybalt_Cap

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@julietcap16 That's bull and you know it. He didn't touch me. You may as well go play dress up now. Coz you ain't having no crappy party!

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@eazecsf My aim? Family Unity. Calling on outsiders 2 sort this mess would surely just push my Brother away even further...& that scares me.

@jago_klepto

Jago Mosca
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"har har! ?dear #montaguemassive ur all losers yrs 'sincerely' @mercuteio" - mercuteio http://tumblr.com/xv18m6lcv

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@Tybalt_Cap What did I just say 2u? COOL OFF. Quit strikin at Jules just cos u can't take another swing at Dad. Please Tybs. Get it 2gether.

@julietcap16

Juliet
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@Tybalt_Cap whatever! You're so mean!!!

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@julietcap16 Pay no attention 2 Tantruming Tybs. The fact he calls YOU the baby of the family makes me laugh. And ur Party? Its gonna rock.x

@LaurenceFriar

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Live and loud!My Electric Kool-Aid Cafe is online http://bit.ly/acOLuG tips on how to improve the site & market on twitter much appreciated!

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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@batsgirl ha, indeed-computers in basement and wifi throughout.thanks @dan_hutton @sparklymia updates to follow to http://bit.ly/acOLuG

@LaurenceFriar

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Sorry @julietcap16 tough couple of days for u!Dont be angry at your bro,he's a tormented soul.Back in cafe soon,always avail if u need. x

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Juliet
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@LaurenceFriar lol I kinda asked for that come back off him I guess but... He's still mean! older brothers eh?

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@PeterHilton please check out my cafe http://bit.ly/acOLuG any advice gratefully received

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Juliet
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@Jess_nurse am I deffo having a party!? X

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Jess Capulet
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@julietcap16 U shouldn't even need to ask! Yes. Yes. Yes. yes. YES. YES. YES. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES. Start "theme thinking" sweetheart! xxxxxxxx

@julietcap16

Juliet
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@Jess_nurse Theme thinking? OMGosh OK... This could take a while... xxxxx

@julietcap16

Juliet
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@siobhandaly Like anyone would want to be my Edward! Im so fat and gross! :( x

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@julietcap16 The only thing I FORBID is anything evening hinting at Twilight or Edward Bloody Cullen! ;o) Other than that, go wild girl! xxx

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Juliet
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@Jess_nurse hahahahaha tut that was deffo my 1st idea! lol xx

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Juliet
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@Jess_nurse When is dinner! Im so hungry but i have so much homework to do! xx

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@julietcap16 40 minutes and it'll be on the table. Head down til then Missy. Then spinach ravioli with a feta cheese sauce. Nom, nom, nom! x

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Juliet
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@Jess_nurse ahh youre suuuuch a good cook jessie!!! Cant wait!!

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@julietcap16 Flattery won't get u any more early Birthday presents! ;o) xxx

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Juliet
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@Jess_nurse haha i can but try! xxxx

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Juliet
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OMG it is soooo loud! Dad and Tybalt are fighting! Trying to do my homework and its REALLY not happening! Any homework excuses welcome!? x

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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Should I b cooking a "family" meal aft 2day? Half of me hopes it will iron things out. The other is sure we're destined 4 ravioli wallpaper.

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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@astriddita I'm not a religious man,more a spiritual man,leaning towards scientific humanism with a strong belief in the power of love

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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Home,home,home.Feels empty after buzz of the course,but there's a gorgeous smell of coffee,cakes & books-'Yves st Laurence' un parfum

@Tybalt_Cap

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This Ravioli is Jess's idea to bring the family back together! I ain't running the marathon. Selfish is what I think it is. Tastes like crap

@Tybalt_Cap

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Oh here he goes. Lecture time. Lets see what the big mans got to say. Blah Blah Blah.

@julietcap16

Juliet
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just been called down for a family meal... this could be interesting...

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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@julietcap16 the muppets arrived then

@LaurenceFriar

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ahh-great to see all the Capulet kids on twitter ? Jess, Tybalt & Juliet.wonderful people.to be a fly in the soup at the family meal.

@julietcap16

Juliet
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Silence... Lecture.... Silence... Lecture... God this is tense!! X

@Tybalt_Cap

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talking at me but not looking at me. As they say in one ear out the other.

@Tybalt_Cap

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thought I knocked some sense into him. Obviously not.

@Tybalt_Cap

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screw this

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@Tybalt_Cap Can't believe u were on ur mob throughout supper. Did u think I/Dad couldn't see? And u think my food is crap? YOU cook.

@LaurenceFriar

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hang over definitely taken it's toll,quiet day for me.like a pig has shat in my head indeed.hair of the dog and chill with a chillum - ahhhh

@LaurenceFriar

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@Jess_nurse this is a difficult time for you all,he's a young lad going thru some tough emotions.If there?s anything I can do Jess just ask.

@Tybalt_Cap

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@Jess_nurse fuck off Jess. You're sorted. I'm not invited to Australia and he doesn't know what to do with me. #10yearsago all over again!!!

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@LaurenceFriar If I knew what 2do, we wouldn't hv a problem. I'm out of ideas. Hit. Brick wall. Head. U rearrange. Mum would know. I don't.

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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@Jess_nurse 2rite ur Mum would know.i remember days with your Mum,Montague & me,shaking fists at the winds sneer,she always knew what to do!

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@Tybalt_Cap Did u even want 2go 2 Aus? Truthfully? If Dad had said yes, you'd complain. He said no. That isn't right either. What DO u want?

@LaurenceFriar

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@julietcap16 @Tybalt_Cap @Jess_nurse I'll be open for business 2moro come on down,we can chat and be open guys,kwaffee on me.

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@LaurenceFriar Yeah, thanks for that. Reminding me that Mum WOULD know what to do when I don't have a clue. Helpful. Really helpful.

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@julietcap16 Are you alright sweetheart? Wasn't that just the *best* meal ever?! I could smash their heads together Jules, I really could. x

@LaurenceFriar

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hey @BenVoli0 staying in tonight,suffered today - these bones are getting old & I've got Anna Karenina to read in 3 weeks for book club

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@Jess_nurse u know what to do.You're ur Mum's daughter,the answer 2 everything is in your heart or in front of ur eyes;just don't look hard

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Juliet
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@Jess_nurse I'm good! Was just a bizarre atmosphere.. Sorry I just upped and left! I have homework to do... Feeling the tention tho jessie x

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@julietcap16 As long as u're ok. Shout down if u need anything. Will clear up & then head 2bed. Think we all need some solo time aft that. x

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Aft our family disaster dinner, I quit as a Solicitor. I'm now a Crisis Negotiator. My nearest'n'dearest give me all the training I need.

@julietcap16

Juliet
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Homework kinda finished... Music blaring... It's rubbish! Does anyone elses family fight like this!? X

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@julietcap16 I'm buying us earplugs! It'll be alright my love. Promise. YOU focus on your party & Australia. Let ME worry about our Boys. xx

@LaurenceFriar

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@Jess_nurse Happiness is having a large,loving,caring,close-knit family in another city. Don't worry,pop in 2moro-my head's a mess right now

@LaurenceFriar

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@adventuresofamy loving Anna Karenina,something to get lost in_Anna reminds me of Susan Capulet in many ways..Ah...Enjoy it,it's a real gem!

@Jess_nurse

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Bed aft an eve spent in sep rooms. A family divided? By who? Let's face it. Problems started #10yearsago when Montague got behind the wheel.

@mercuteio

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BIG SOZ @thejives i'm not listening to u. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

@julietcap16

Juliet
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@Jess_nurse awww I love you jessie!! I'm gna get to bed!! It's been a curaaayyyyzayyyy day!! Love you xxx

@mercuteio

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@voyd r u stalking me?

@julietcap16

Juliet
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Night tweeple!!! Xxxx

@Tybalt_Cap

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@Jess_nurse good thing @julietcap16 can focus on Australia. Really good. Really happy for her

@LaurenceFriar

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chez moi:house is tidy but mind is cluttered,belly full but hungry as ever!Stay hungry,stay foolish. http://yfrog.com/3afriarhoosj

@jago_klepto

Jago Mosca
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and the crapulets keep coming - This guy's a walking soap opera. Move over eastenders. It's not exactly the... http://tumblr.com/xv18ml8qn

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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than too late - #bukowski

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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and there's nothing worse

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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it's too late

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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and most often when you do

@jago_klepto

Jago Mosca
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i'm still @mercuteio btw - is he ever going to twig I hacked his account? he?s soo in love with hisself he... http://tumblr.com/xv18mlmx7

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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decades to realize this

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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but it often takes

@jago_klepto

Jago Mosca
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"You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fucken' fingers and say, 'That's..." http://tumblr.com/xv18mlwv0

@Tybalt_Cap

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than being alone

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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Ah,from Manali with love;the powerful grace that lies in plants,herbs,...& stoners?So mellow 2be home & listen to FIP http://bit.ly/zCM4

@Tybalt_Cap

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there are worse things

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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feel a deep bond with my community right now :-) brain misting over,dreams carrying me away,night x zzzz

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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Awake. Up. Trainers on. Today is a NEW day, & Im determined to make it better than yest. To start? Off to smash my best training time...

@julietcap16

Juliet
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Hello goodbye from me!!! Dad made us eat breakfast together :/ dno where this sudden need for "family" has come from for him!! Ah schoollll

@julietcap16

Juliet
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Flying visit but hey!!! Educations-a-calling! Laterssss taters xx

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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Time check. On track! YES! Come on Nursey girl. I am going 2 DO this people! For myself. For Mum. For my family. For www.winstonswish.org.uk

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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Tweeting under the bedcovers pretending to be asleep because ginger minger still here - ive got GINGERvitis & I want rid of it!

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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morning rush over,no queue for coffee to go.Espresso to go? WTF? No espresso to go! It's already fast enough! Sit down I'll have one myself.

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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If you live each day as if it was you're last, one day you'll almost certainly be right. Singin whilst wipin tables -'ooh I wanna be loved!'

@Jess_nurse

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BEST TIME YET! Under the 2hour mark! Will celebrate with something naughty from Friar's Cafe. Should make peace after snapping at him yest.

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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The Ginge has left the building - I finally found my cojones and told her to leave (after one last adventure of the quicky-mart)

@LaurenceFriar

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@Jess_nurse dropped in,lovely 2 share memories of much missed Susan Capulet,tho told jess bout Mum & Montague affair,she's just stormed off

@LaurenceFriar

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I live by truth-but might've been 2 honest,telling Jess how her Mum was fiesty,maybe married too young and for the wrong reasons (money)

@Jess_nurse

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@LaurenceFriar What ru DOING? First u lie 2me about Mum & then u start the same slander on here 4 everyone 2see?! U said u were her friend.

@LaurenceFriar

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awe man,she had a right to know the truth,she was just a teenager at the time & i knew her Mum so well,it wasnt to upset her!Advice anyone?

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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How DARE he. He calls himself a man of God? The disgusting things he said about Mum. Evil. Pure evil. And I'd gone in there to make peace!

@LaurenceFriar

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@Jess_nurse i'm so sorry,u make me so proud,ur such a strong independent woman,u deserved to know & needed to know.

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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@Jess_nurse not evil,none of us are angels,ur Mum was a good person & a great Mum,flawed yes,but aren't we all! i'm a man of truth,not God

@LaurenceFriar

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I respect ur views @Jess_nurse & i'm so sorry to upset you,these wounds will never heal without time & truth.please think about what I said.

@Jess_nurse

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@LaurenceFriar Dont patronise me. I make u proud? Bullshit. U make me sick. Yest u spoke so sweetly of Mum's memory. But 2day u sully it.

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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Going to get cleaned up(shouldn't need to floss) then will be uploading from the past few days

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@LaurenceFriar Your "truth" is founded on lies. And who r U to dictate? Who r U to say what happened? Y should I believe a Stoned has-been?

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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FUCK..Something needed to be done to bring these two families together!This place is too fucking busy to tweet-aghhh!

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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I was there @Jess_nurse,I'm sorry but I was,it's not lies,u were so young!I was a loser/lost soul then,the loss of ur Mum changed me to good

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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good to have been sprung from chokey. locked myself in my room and cranked the music up to 11.

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@LaurenceFriar Y is it ur duty 2bring our families 2get?Ur a part of neither. Did u lie about Mum & him 2promote unity?! Ur makin it WORSE.

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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Looks like someone hijacked my account - jammy bastard. Apologise guys especially @voyd & @thejives & #montague-massive. Password changed

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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@laurencefriar how's it going old man? You back from religious free-loving cult thing? Need to see you for stock take at some point

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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@mercuteio stressed,but all's cool,packed can't stop-come after lunch.The only man who makes no mistakes is the man who never does anything!

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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@LaurenceFriar nice one. I'm heading over to romeo's later so we'll come down then. You realised that the Crapulets aren't welcome yet?

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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#screwmontague

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
Homepage

weapons are out/HATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATE

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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ladybird ladybird / drove home too late

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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against the wall / over the phone

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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ladybird ladybird / taking you home

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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MUTHA: a poem

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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@brevit you know that we have all the fun rather than that Crapulet scum

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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The ginger one - a good lay but man did she stay http://twitpic.com/1fqrc8

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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Don't feel like lunch. Friar has turned my stomach. Or maybe his cafe did that. Not what I expected. Cheap & Artificial. Like it's owner.

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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Check this video out -- Montague supporters http://youtu.be/MI9SvPMg0ao

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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Watch this space for uploads from Montague day

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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Check this video out -- Montague chant http://youtu.be/PCgKBQEvRx4 another chant from Montague Day. Capulet's will love it

@mercuteio

Mercutio
Homepage

loving Twitter (twatting?) - need to get my mates on here. Meeting up with my best mate later Romeo - post why he should get on twitter

@mercuteio

Mercutio
Homepage

Check this video out -- Montague supporters2 http://youtu.be/xCLAjxqgFKE Crapulets check this out.

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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Check this video out -- Montague supporters2 http://youtu.be/xCLAjxqgFKE - #TeamMontague

@mercuteio

Mercutio
Homepage

Check this video out -- Like flies on shit http://youtu.be/OzoYqq6l4j4

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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Check this video out -- Romeo romancing http://youtu.be/FQqsR4H_Z5k

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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nothing to eat in the flat - bloody ginger minger eating me out of house and home. PUB LUNCH!

@mercuteio

Mercutio
Homepage

@PhillMonk no offence meant about ginger people (I actually prefer ginger) just a certain one in particular

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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"Brotherly love" http://twitpic.com/1fr4gx

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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@PhillMonk cheers for that - will make sure I don't offend. I'll get him on twitter don't you worry - he's a sheep and will follow soon

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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RT mercuteio @PhillMonk no offence meant about ginger people (I actually prefer ginger) just a certain one in particular

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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Scampi or the chicken bacon and cheese? Decisions decisions

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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Scampi or chicken bacon cheese? Decisions decisions. Can I stomach more fish after the past few days?!

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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Shares are on the up

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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Can't beat scampi to be honest - it had to be done. Now on route to get pretty-boy and stop at the cafe

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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@chickgonebad I do indeed - he was blessed with the looks (little bugger)

@julietcap16

Juliet
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What an AWFUL day!!!!!! My eyes are sooo puffy and red because of how much ive been crying! Those MONTAGUES are such IDIOTS!

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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@chickgonebad why have a boy when you can have a man?!

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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what a day,social networking working already - too busy to eat lunch,chilling now,having a seat out back, sun on my face, no sign of ash ;-)

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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#getromeoontwitter message me your rallying to get him on & i'll use it to tempt the tiger out of his cage

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@julietcap16 Jules, what's happened? Where are you? Just at the shops. What's going on? xxxx

@julietcap16

Juliet
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@Jess_nurse OMG! I had PE 2nd period and some Montague boys had written "Montague is innocent" on the back of my P.E shirt!

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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@laurencefriar me and romeo are on route so you don't have to be a larry anymore - don't you find my wordplay truly remarkable

@julietcap16

Juliet
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MONTAGUE IS GUILTY!!!!!!

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@julietcap16 WTF?! Ru back home? I'll jump in a cab. Be with u asap. Jules, I'm so sorry. What childish idiots. U deserve NONE of this. xxx

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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@mercuteio your jeu de mot are truly inspiring,just get your ass down here,am out back.

@julietcap16

Juliet
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@Jess_nurse I cant believe they did this to me! Thats like low of the low! And 2 days after the memorial! Everyone saw it Jessie!!!

@julietcap16

Juliet
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@PhillMonk FUNNY! It was horrifying! 2 days after my mums memorial! So horrid

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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Do any of you know the names of the kids who defaced my sister's tshirt? I need to get hold of their parents. Called the school, but no joy.

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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The boys are back in town,great to have Mercutio & Romeo in the cafe,http://lfek.wordpress.com/ mary jane in the sun & #getromeoontwitter

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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Out back with @laurencefriar and romeo - larry is offering wise words on why twitter is useful. The man has his uses

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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nice to be able to share what I learnt on the course,this boy is gonna take some convincing tho #getromeoontwitter a cause worth fighting!

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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What other uses does twitter have that I can convince romeo to sign up?

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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"Twitter is for twats" according to Romeo

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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@KPMoviesaholic oh how innocent become the ignorant

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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Twitter is for twats!? - be plain,good son,and homely in thy drift! Ha, Romeo needs an open mind; puff puff give...

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@julietcap16 Nearly home. It's gonna be ok. People saw? So what. Anyone that matters KNOWS the truth Jules. That Montague is a Murderer. xxx

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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Just been showing him all the tweets you've replied - I thunk the boy is coming round

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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By George I think we've got him

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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think @mercuteio is getting there with Romeo,makin 2 mochas for the boys,nice 2 see such good friends bantering,smiling like the Chesire cat

@julietcap16

Juliet
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@Jess_nurse but why did they have to do it o publicly! i just wanted to die!!

@romeo_mo

Romeo
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I've seen all the tweets from the people that merc stalks..I mean follows!. so ok here i am. gota give the fans what they want =) pointless!

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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please welcome @romeo_mo on to Twitter

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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My mate @romeo_mon has finally joined - follow him and shiw him how good twitter can be

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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@romeo_mo has come forth!so sweet to salute you on here!methinks this boy might need some help about how to use Twitter. Suggestions anyone?

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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@mercuteio it's @romeo_mo you foolish boy!

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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My mate @romeo_mo has finally got his arse in gear and gljoined twitter - follow him and let the fun begin

@romeo_mo

Romeo
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cannot believe @mercuteio has pestered me for days, nay weeks! nay MONTHS to get on twitter and then he tell every1 the wrong name. You Nob!

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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@romeo_mo I always wanted to take you're twi-ginity

@romeo_mo

Romeo
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is gona find me some fitty fitty celebs. @laurencefriar, i dont care what you say, thats the only reason anybody would use twitter!

@julietcap16

Juliet
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@feaksjourney Thanks so much :) I dont understand why people bully others! x

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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@romeo_mo you should've stuck with mon coz I think romeo_mo sounds like a ho with no place to you know?!

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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@mercuteio can't take the mary jane! #mercuteioisaLightweight

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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#TeamMontague add @romeo_mo he is true Montague - he's a bit pretty aswell

@romeo_mo

Romeo
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hahaha #TeamMontague!! love it! Friar is a legend, to mark the occasion me and mercutio have free chocolate cake =)

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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Trying to upload @romeo_mo with a photo - @LaurenceFriar is going on about how enlightened he now will be - what a FRUITCAKE

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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@romeo_mo At least his chocolate cake is better than his fruitcake - love the fact we are sat next to eachother tweeting

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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special cake for @romeo_mo @mercuteio - a couple of special lads...getting ready for night at Capulet's can hear those boys giggling ;-)

@romeo_mo

Romeo
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has just seen the photos Mercutio put up from the other night.time for some revenge! your not the only 1 with a camera mmmwwahahaha!!

@romeo_mo

Romeo
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except i don't know how to upload...... =(

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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@Jess_nurse keep the noise down love I can?t hear the music

@romeo_mo

Romeo
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merc has his computer brain and nimble typing fingers.I,on the other hand, have typing fingers of lead and led astray on2 twitter i find 'em

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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@romeo stop trying to touch me up I've told you I'm not like that

@romeo_mo

Romeo
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Alevel computing did not prepare me for the maze that is twitter but is that an indictment of twitter or of my teacher...hmmmm =)

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@Tybalt_Cap The "noise" u can hear is me making YOU dinner. Lets swap. Y don't I veg out on my bed while u prepare food for 5 people? X

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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Jules won't come out of her room. Hasn't stopped crying since she got in. Don't know how to make it better or how to sooth her. Ideas? X

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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The cake has already hit me - good shit

@romeo_mo

Romeo
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classy fella! http://yfrog.com/3j12042010026j

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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@romeo_mo @mercuteio boys don't get too comfy,nearly ready up here & leaving at 6 - and like Ricky Martin ur out am afraid,closing up soon

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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@romeo_mo want to explain what this is? You tool http://twitpic.com/1fsnh8

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@julietcap16 Angel, ru coming down 4 supper when it's ready? Don't hide away. I know u said u wanted 2b alone, but I hate u bein so upset. X

@romeo_mo

Romeo
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@mercuteio are u gona ask him why he's shutting the cafe early or should I?! that sucks man, i wna stay here and hang out! the three of us!

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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FFS Larry the Hippy is coming for dinner. Who invited him?!!

@julietcap16

Juliet
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@Jess_nurse Ill come down... but im not a pretty sight right now... i didnt think i had this many tears in me!

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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RT special cake for @romeo_mo @mercuteio - a couple of special lads...getting ready for night at Capulet's can hear those boys giggling ;-)

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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Friar is coming for dinner? No. No. No.

@romeo_mo

Romeo
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aw WHAT. he's goin Crapulets?! @Laurencefriar when you read this tweet come over and promise to hang out with U, your real friends.ok?Thanks

@romeo_mo

Romeo
Homepage

*us

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@lumilyon You know what. I think u hit the nail on the head. PJs. DVD. Comfort food. I might even give in & say I'll watch Twilight! X

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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Just seen a rat in @LaurenceFriar cafe http://lfek.wordpress.com/ oh sorry my mistake that's just the owner

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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@mercuteio @romeo_mo 5mins boys,& yes going 2 Capulets;they're good people!U both are great friends tho;friends are Gods apology 4 relations

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@julietcap16 Listen u, Ive a plan. Y don't I dish up 4the boys & then we can cosy up with grub/DVD on the sofa.I'll even agree 2 Twilight! X

@julietcap16

Juliet
Homepage

Call me when dinner is ready... gna wash my face xx

@julietcap16

Juliet
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@Jess_nurse :) this is why i love you xxxx

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@LaurenceFriar So you're joining us for dinner? Is there anything u don't eat/ru veggie? It'll b u, Dad, his Mrs & Tybs. Jules/I hv plans.

@romeo_mo

Romeo
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this is why I love @mercuteio http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrMHZJ6EowY. come on man lets go back to mine. Pizza, XBOX, film. OOoooshh!!

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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yes @Jess_nurse just closed up & I'm on my way now,Im so sorry about this morning,I'm delighted & honoured to be dining at Capulet Towers

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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#TeamMontague all the way. Going to @romeo_mo to xbox it, eat crap & catch up on the election talks

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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@Jess_nurse sad to miss you & @julietcap16,hope it's not cos of earlier,am a vegetarian but happy 2 eat just veg,don't fuss over me please.

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@LaurenceFriar Ive cooked Salmon. Shit. Well, there's plenty of veg. Jules/I r at home but gonna watch a film. She got bullied 2day. Badly.

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
Homepage

@proudveggie You are a GENIUS for the Twilght suggestion! X

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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@Jess_nurse so sorry 2 hear that.She's a target cos she's beautiful,intelligent & a Capulet,I know she'll be fine,is it ok 2 speak 2 her l8r

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@LaurenceFriar Knock yourself out.

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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@romeo_mo is such an xbox geek!

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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Romeo is such an xbox geek!

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@Ficky_ Undecided on party theme. Suggestions still welcome. Thought we'd discuss it over grub but Im yelled at if I talk over Eddie Cullen!

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@brichnic That means a lot. But 99% of the time I feel like I'm doing a crap job. Families. I just know Mum would handle things better. X

@romeo_mo

Romeo
Homepage

Beers in Fridge - Check, Pizza in the oven - Check, Modernwarfare in Xbox check, DVD unwrapped and ready to play - check. All systesm aGOGO!

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@brichnic I often wish I could b more kid-like. Is that selfish? Stamp my feet, scream "this ain't fair" & let someone else take the reins.

@julietcap16

Juliet
Homepage

#montaguesarebullies FULLSTOP!

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@brichnic That's my fear. Thru all this, Dad & his stupid wife do NOTHING 2help. They look the other way. If I give up, who keeps fighting?

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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delicious dinner.am hoping to continue Capulet's fantastic works in the community when he leaves for Oz.about to discuss with him.

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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#electiondebate on here at Capulets in less than 20mins.The triumvirate -ha!Where are the green party?the SNP?Hope these guys can be honest!

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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#electiondebate leaders trust is like an elastic band;it can be stretched & stretched,but it will eventually snap & never be the same again.

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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Survived Twilight by tweeting.Great 2c J smile; even just at her beloved Cullen. Friar still here. His sucking up 2Dad is foul.Now?Election.

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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#electiondebate history in the making indeed!did they draw lots to decide who'd stand in the middle?

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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#electiondebate initial thoughts, Clegg:empathetic Brown:Integrity Cameron:charisma

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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@Jess_nurse I know u question my past & I agree its checkered,but I've learnt & have much 2 give cos of this.Not sycophancy,I respect ur Dad

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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#electiondebate drinking game: do a shot everytime some1 says the words "change" "fair" or "i believe".

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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Clegg is a hit with the ladies I hear with his sexual conquests according to certain tabloids - good man!

@romeo_mo

Romeo
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mum is forcing dad to watch the debate thing haha his face, the only battle worth being part of in online. I'd noobtube the lot of them!

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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back in my room - box on. Nature Shock Flesh Eating River Monsters or three men in ties talking ?

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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@DowningStreet #leadersdebate police have done naff all to stop the issues in this town.but I agree,i want to help kids off streets here!

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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I'm sure DO respect my Dad... AND his position in our Community... AND the leg-up on the Social ladder he could give you. Admirable.

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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Modern warfare whilst blazing - try it out

@julietcap16

Juliet
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#electiondebate is boring!! Just left @Jess_nurse downstairs watching the programme! I nearly died of bordom xx

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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"Stop the youth of 2day becoming the hardened criminals of 2mor"? "This isnt question time, it's answ time"?Cameron is behind on soundbites.

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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Cameron - 'cleaner polictics'?? Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason!!

@julietcap16

Juliet
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Reflecting on today... Montague is a murderer!! I WAS BORN A #Capulet AND WILL DIE a Capulet!!!

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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Dave is back in the game. "We're going to cut the cost of politics". It's now level-pegging. Who will win the "emptiest claim" contest?

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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We'd all like to vote for the best man, but he's never a candidate.

@romeo_mo

Romeo
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The topical news i want to watch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qEFFR8gX6k&feature=related.too easy to beat merc on CoDwhen he's stoned =)

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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"opening young people's minds" - You shiny poncy show-off - come here and open my mind #leadersdebate

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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#election debate Brown n Cameron are so focussed on each other that they're making it easy 4 Clegg 2 score points.

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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@Tybalt_Cap #leadersdebate screws my blood pressure,fancy a smoke in garden after debate? speak to jules,she needs u!

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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#electiondebate If you're fond of your livers, I think my drinking game was a bad idea...unbelievable. Has anyone been keeping count?

@Tybalt_Cap

Tybalt Capulet
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@LaurenceFriar you are on

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@ndwebb Yest's fight was a result of family, not Global politics. The only people who could've prevented it were those throwing the punches.

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@rkellum Ha! Put the bottle down! I should have also added in the phrase "guarantee"...X

@mercuteio

Mercutio
Homepage

#leadersdebate I agree with Cameron- the drugs have got to be there when we need them! Hahahaha!

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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@ndwebb A pithy presumption; but an empty one. No Political Party could have prevented yesterday's quarrel. Montague #10yearsago? Perhaps.

@romeo_mo

Romeo
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@mercuteio doing enough toking for the both of us.i don't need to light up to get stoned, this is amazing =) love being in a full house =)

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
Homepage

Tybalt seems 2b taking a shine to our over-friendly Friar. Should I worry? If my Dad's No.1 Fan can help him, perhaps I should b pleased.

@mercuteio

Mercutio
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@romeo_mo nearly all gone - oops!

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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Hosting debate bout the debate bout the debate in cafe tomorrow.all welcome.

@romeo_mo

Romeo
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to say you have all you need and it's yours and your's alone, is to tell yourself the biggest lie, your grand estate is just an empty home

@romeo_mo

Romeo
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hehe mercs finally passed out! im not far off! love live, love friends, love family....and twitters alrite i suppose...night all you lot x

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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great nite,speaking 2 Capulet bout community,gettin 2 know Tybalt better-the boy needs a mentor.poor Juliet & bullying.hm,community & family

@Jess_nurse

Jess Capulet
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"Guest" has left & family all in bed. Time to follow their example. For once. Night. X

@LaurenceFriar

Laurence Friar
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I am of the opinion that my life belongs to the community, and as long as I live it is my privilege to do for it whatever I can. Night all x

@jago_klepto

Jago Mosca
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game over - well well no more poisoning mister @mercutio's delight. shame. it was interesting being someone... http://tumblr.com/xv18o6wgp

@jago_klepto

Jago Mosca
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Video: they are so gay yeah @romeo_mo good looking, but he's not exactly bright, is he? I suppose it might... http://tumblr.com/xv18o74qd

@jago_klepto

Jago Mosca
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@sparklymia ur the winner. i cld send you something else. wot do u fancy?

@jago_klepto

Jago Mosca
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@emksteele geek chorus i think u mean

@jago_klepto

Jago Mosca
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@JuNo6692 she never yet was foolish, that was fair,

@jago_klepto

Jago Mosca
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@EvaPalazzetti u weren't #suchtweet